A Buddhist, a Christian Priest, and an Epicurean

A Buddhist, a Christian Priest, and an Epicurean of no particular title walk into a bar. Write a conversation in
which the three deal with a practical, real-life problem, and each tells the others how a person should deal with
the problem and live their life. Each of the three also tells the others one point that they agree with in their
approach and one point they disagree with